My frend Chad owns this old lady:
So, this stupid old lady is out walking or somthing dum, and she wants to walk across are side walk. My frend Chad, and of course my homeboy lawer Ken Moxon, gets in her retarded face and is like, back the f*** up you dum old bitch, Scientology owns this street! HAHAHA! It was so funny. She olny was able to get across cus she tatled to a cop. Next time shell lern not to f*** with Scientology! We are a religon and dont hav to pay taxes! L Ron Hubbard rulz everybodys life!!
This is so awesom:
So my frends wer bored and decided to tackle this loser and tie him up. Then this dum bitch tried getting her camera back so they beat her up too. It was soooo cool. I love Scientology!
My frend Dave is so cool
My frend Dave is so cool:
Wach my frend Dave go up to thees punk Scientology hatrs and rip up ther sines. It was so awsome! Befor this inside the Org, I was like Dave, I dare you to go out and suckr punch those fagits. He sed he was going to but the secerity guy showd up befor. Thats cool tho. We set ther godd**** sines on fire latr and got naked with Dianetics.
This idiot will lern not to film peple
This idiot will lern not to film peple:
This is so awsome. This guy in som stupid mask starts filming my frend Trisha. Hes like blah blah blah, and shes like, get the f*** out of here you maskd as****. Haha! It was so awsome.
Litle kids tryin to eat at Subway are so stupid lol
Litle kids tryin to eat at Subway are so stupid lol:
This is one of my most favoritist ones. Watch how my frend Noelle North gets in front of this stupid litle girl in a mask. Shes like, no you aint eatin food you stupid lil girl. HAHA!! It was so funy. Noelle North was juss trying to help her anyway, like, how is she goin to eat if she has that mask on? Im so proud of Subway! We dont serv yor kind Anonymous! Fu** you litle girls, it looks like no food for you tonite! Get out of here! HAHA! Go Noelle North and Subway!
Scientology givs out FREE LSD to peple that dont party enuff like Scientology!!!
Scientology givs out FREE LSD!!!:
This is so funy. This stupid sikiatrist (That we hate and want to die) doesnt party enuff, so my OSA friend Paul breks into his hotell room and puts LSD in his tooth past. HAHA! SO AWSOME! AND, the best part is the wife was ther too and pregnent! So some lil' unborn baby got some LSD also. And, it was all free! OSA agent Paul did not even charg them for it. See, some peple say that Scientology dosnt now how to party. Well, how much mor proof do you need after waching this video?
Scientology nows how to get infermation!
Scientology nows how to get infermation:
Some peple say that Scientology is dum. Well, wut about Opperation Snow White? They wer smart and got any info they wanted. Sum peple got mad becus they say its illegal or somthing stupid like that, but they wer just jelus becus they now we can get more info than them.
Scientology wins staring contests
Scientology wins staring contests:
This is the best. My Scientologist frend Steve Middleton is like, no way I'm backin down from this staring contest. So, he challenges this guy Bob. Bob loses finally, and then my frend Steve sucker punches him rite in the face to celebrate. Scientoloy -1 Bob -0 Booyah!
Above are juss some of my favorit videos about Scientology.
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