I dont care wut most girls my age are into, but I freakin love Xenu. Xenu has gotta be the coolest motherfu**** ever! I didnt lern bout him till OT3 tho and som WALL OF FIRE or watever.
Check this sh** out! I dont know how hi L Ron Hubbard was wen he wrote this Xenu story, but he was defnitly fuuuu**d up! He nows how to party! And, thats wut makes Scientology better than any other
multi level marketing group out ther. We now how to party bettr than anyone elss. Plus, because its only $100,000 to get to OT3, Scientology always has plenty of extra mony to hire privett investigaters and thugs to destroy anyone that says anything bad about Scientology.
Anywayz, I didnt rite this stuff below, I juss copeed it from my OT3 level books. Dont tell Scientology I did this or David Miscavige will punch me again. Tho, wen he's not punching peeple he can be so romantic. Sometimes wen hes drunk he tries to go up on me. That little man is just so gosh darn addorble.
Ok folks, strap yorself in, heres the Xenu story: Xenu, according to Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, was the dictator of the "Galactic Confederacy" who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of his people to Earth in DC-8-like spacecraft, stacked them around volcanoes and killed them using hydrogen bombs. Scientology holds that their essences remained, and that they form around people in modern times, causing them spiritual harm.
Me agan:
Here is an actul leter L Ron Hubbard wrote about Xenu. This is his own handriting. How cool is that!
Translatted (not by me, I cant reed cursiv that good):
The head of the GalacticConfederation (76 planets around larger stars visible from here) (founded 95,000,000 yrs ago, very space opera) solved overpopulation (250 billion or so per planet) -- 178 billion average) by mass implanting. He caused people to be brought to Teegeeack (Earth) and put an H Bomb on the principal volcanoes (Incident 2) and then the Pacific area ones were taken in boxes to Hawaii and the Atlantic Area ones to Las Palmas and there "packaged." His name was Xenu. He used renegades. Various misleading data by means of circuits etc. were placed in the implants. When through with his crime Loyal Officers (to the people) captured him after 6 years of battle and put him in an electronic mountain trap where he still is. "They" are gone. The place (Confed.) has since been a desert.
Heres a short video that exsplanes the Xenu story:
More proof of Xenu:
Heres actul audio from L Ron Hubbard him self. Hes telling peeple bout this reely good acid he took at this one party. He tells these peeple that wen he mixed the acid with the cocaine he was able to travel bak in time. Thats how he nows the Xenu story is reel. Because he actualy saw it take place! Listen to this!
My Frends that luv Xenu too!
Heres a picter of Tom Cruise, David Miscavige, L. Ron Hubbard, Xenu and that bitch fuc**ng flesh mattress, Katie Holmes.
Video of my frend Chad prooving that Xenu existd!!!
My frend Chad is sooo awsome. He says shutup to peple that protess Scientology. He is the smartess man alive! Go Chad!
VOTE XENU FOR PRESIDENT IN 08'
OMG! Xenu and the Galactec confedraton are runing for Prezident in 08!!! This wuld be so awsome if Xenu got votted in. Fuck McCain, Fuck Obama, Xenu all the way baby!!!!
Xenus been lockd up now for over 75 million yeers, hes lerned his lessen. So wut if he blew up trilons of peeple, implantd ther souls into are human bodys and this is now the mane causs of all are problems today? Big deel! We all make mistakes. Lets giv Xenu another chans. I say free Xenu!
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