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Tom Cruise!!!!!!

I love Tom Cruise, OMG!
ZOMG! I love Tom Cruise! I want to hav a milion babys with him. I want to hav an orgy with all the alien sols in my body and Tom Cruise. I reely wish Tom Cruise was one of my alien sols in my body, that wuld be so cool!

Maybe one day Tom will leeve that flesh matriss slut of his Katie Holmes. Wut a skanky hor!

One day me and Tom Cruise will get maried like how we shuld be. It will be so awsome!

Sum peple hate on him and call him a fagit.
Well, they are wrong. He was a quer but Scientology fixed him. And he only likes Katie Holmes to cover up for being such a but pirit. But, soon, he will be with me.

I now the restraning order he put aganst me is only out love. All reel men play hard to get the first 6 yeers. Tom, take down yur fense of love so we can be togethr. No, sersly, take down your fense som so that I can see you better. Its hard to get over the barb wire and stuff.

I love you Tom Cruise!!!!

Stupid Katie Holmes


I hate Katie Homes so much! She does not luv Tom as mush as me. I wuld be Toms Sex slave. Stupid Katie is just trapped and Scientology wont let her out. Shes so stupid she cant run fast enuff.

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